Hitler Reacts to Evanston Revoking the Keg’s Liquor License

30 Jan

The views expressed in this video by Hitler do not accurately reflect the opinions of Sherman Ave and its writers. Still, we’ll miss the Keg.

NOTE: If this video goes viral, we will buy a puppy for every minor who was cited with underage drinking this year.

Produced by Sherman Ave, written by Evander Jones.

31 Responses to “Hitler Reacts to Evanston Revoking the Keg’s Liquor License”

  1. Prof. J. Reginald Vandernips January 30, 2012 at 5:42 pm #

    OH MY FUCKING GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

  2. TOTALLY FUCKING CLUELESS??!! January 30, 2012 at 6:27 pm #


    • german major March 19, 2013 at 2:01 pm #

      Der Untergang

  3. anon January 30, 2012 at 6:28 pm #

    I feel like I just got fucksawed by morty and willie the wildcat. Best line

  4. Hobart Ho January 30, 2012 at 6:53 pm #

    This is actually the best thing I’ve ever seen.

  5. Derek Tucker January 30, 2012 at 7:08 pm #

    That was absolutely fucking hilarious. Let’s get drunk and sporcle. Hahaha.

  6. Butters January 30, 2012 at 11:58 pm #

    Northwestern students are probably so pissed that they have no place to drink now, and they are a big ten school, what a joke! They probably thought it was their fault that it got closed down, when really it was because of high school students.

  7. CHILISNUMBERONEFAN January 31, 2012 at 1:38 am #

    I mean yes, I will get plastered at Chili’s happy hour thank you very much

  8. Jenn January 31, 2012 at 7:50 am #

    As an ’06 alum who once departed The Keg in the paddywagon, this is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.

    • katie February 1, 2012 at 2:11 pm #

      Jenn-SAMESIES. On all three counts.


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