The views expressed in this video by Hitler do not accurately reflect the opinions of Sherman Ave and its writers. Still, we’ll miss the Keg.
NOTE: If this video goes viral, we will buy a puppy for every minor who was cited with underage drinking this year.
Produced by Sherman Ave, written by Evander Jones.
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Sherman Ave 
OH MY FUCKING GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
WHERE IS THE CLIP FROM??
Der Untergang
I feel like I just got fucksawed by morty and willie the wildcat. Best line
This is actually the best thing I’ve ever seen.
That was absolutely fucking hilarious. Let’s get drunk and sporcle. Hahaha.
Northwestern students are probably so pissed that they have no place to drink now, and they are a big ten school, what a joke! They probably thought it was their fault that it got closed down, when really it was because of high school students.
I mean yes, I will get plastered at Chili’s happy hour thank you very much
As an ’06 alum who once departed The Keg in the paddywagon, this is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.
Jenn-SAMESIES. On all three counts.