World Cup: Alex Morgan in Bodypaint

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys. Alex Morgan posed without any clothing (NSFW-ish kinda maybe? Idk how much of a Tisdahl your boss is). All she has on is body paint. Please cancel the rest of your day immediately.

See, Alex Morgan is actually perfect. In addition to being a star women’s soccer player, adorable butterfly, and lovely human being, Alex is also my future wife. I expect she’ll propose to me NU-style on the medal stand at the London Olympics. After she wins all the gold medals.

While we’ve always known Lexi was perfect, we could never be completely sure she didn’t have a massive tattoo of Gaddafi on her stomach (major turnoff, amirite guyz?!). Now, we have irrevocable proof that Morgi is as beautiful on the outside as she is on the inside.

And I’m sure there are some girlz out there who are horrified at this blatant objectification of women, yet have made www.fuckyeahryangosling.tumblr.com their homepage. So, for these unbridled bundles of joyful hypocrisy, I offer some pics of CP3, Michael Phelps and Rafael Nadal with little clothes on as well. But Bar Rafaeli’s in those too. Whaturr.

For those who are horrified by this orgy of skin in general, here’s a bulldog that adopted some orphaned baby wild boars. It’s fucking adorable. Actually, you know what? Everyone look at that. It’s soooo cute. I just want to marry ALX and raise baby boars with her. <3.

So, to summarize: Call me, A-Morg.