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  1. An Analysis of Hunger Games Based Entirely On The Movie Poster « Sherman Ave - March 27, 2012

    […] don’t go out much. I spend most of my weekends in my room, listening to a mash-up of “Call Me Maybe,” “Someone Like You,” and Morty’s voice (never has masturbation had such an illustrious, […]

  2. Breaking: Santorum Quits GOP Race, Presumably to Sew Sleeves on to his Sweater Vests « Sherman Ave - April 10, 2012

    […] Throw a wish in the well THIS IS CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! […]

  3. Morgan Freeman Marries Granddaughter « Sherman Ave - April 16, 2012

    […] and not in the fun way. This is a whole new level of heinous that not even a drunk, Adele-singing Sir Twattingworth could possibly […]

  4. The Art of the #YOLO « Sherman Ave - April 19, 2012

    […] Twattingworth with his biddies, Charity and Henrietta.And we see it in modern times as well. Carly Rae Jepsen is perhaps our current goddess of YOLOcity, casually giving out her digitz as if this was her only […]

  5. Sex, Weed, and Jesus – Oh My: Your Guide to Spring Quarter 2012 at Northwestern « Sherman Ave - April 20, 2012

    […] Northwestern Spring Quarter 2012 boils down to three basic things: sex, weed, and Jesus. SO CALL ME MAYBE! Damn this is a sexy piece of online literature! Share […]

  6. Sherman Ave’s Ideal Celebrity-narrated Children’s Books « Sherman Ave - May 2, 2012

    […] Little Engine That Could, as read by Carly Rae Jespen Ms. Jespen’s life is so fraught with uncertainty, her dramatic reading of this classic would feel incredibly […]

  7. How To Liven Up Your Summer « Sherman Ave - July 5, 2012

    […] Read Sherman Ave Maybe you enjoyed this article. Maybe you hate horses. Maybe you should call me …MAYBE! But whether any of those things is true for you, you can find something you enjoy on […]

  8. Evanston in Your Mouth: Your Guide To Eating Out Around the Northwestern Campus « Sherman Ave - July 9, 2012

    […] me. If any reader has any further questions about Evanston dining, he or she should not hesitate to CALL ME MAYBE! Thank […]

  9. Mittuational Comedies: Possible Ideas for Mitt Romney’s New BET Sitcom « Sherman Ave - July 12, 2012

    […] you have any other suggestions for possible Mitt-based BET Sitcoms, don’t hesitate to CALL ME MAYBE! Damn this is a sexy piece of online literature! Share […]

  10. Counterpoint: The Dark Knight Rises Like the Erection I Got From Watching It — With Some Difficulties but Fairly Well Overall « Sherman Ave - August 4, 2012

    […] that stalking Carly Rae Jespen makes Sir Edward Twattingworth III an expert on the lyrics to “Call Me Maybe.” There, I referenced it, can I go on […]

  11. 10 Gaffes Worse Than Todd Akin’s “Legitimate Rape” Comments « Sherman Ave - August 22, 2012

    […] was confused about the entire stituation, believing his statement to be just a smaller joke in a larger prank about declaring independence from the world’s most powerful […]

  12. Little Victories: Small Things That Help Improve Your Mood « Sherman Ave - August 27, 2012

    […] new uniform color. Or maybe that guy you told to call you maybe didn’t call you…MAYBE. Regardless of the reasons, we will all have bad days, but there are several tiny things that can […]

  13. The Official DNC 2012 Drinking Game « Sherman Ave - September 1, 2012

    […] James Taylor= sip, Mary J. Blige= sip, Foo Fighters= half of the drink, Bruce Springsteen= shotgun, Carly Rae= ALL THE […]

  14. Knicks sign John Shurna, mistake any guard from elite academic institution for Jeremy Lin « Sherman Ave - September 11, 2012

    […] And the fans will love him even more than the advertisers. Linsanity? Botch plz. Gimme Shurnacity any day of the week, except for Sundays which are for hot steamy hookups between Jay Cutler and Brandon Marshall. Or Saturdays, which are designated for shitting gracefully upon whomever the Wildkittiez of NU happen to be playing. Probably not weekdays either for the next few weeks cause the MLB Postseason is coming up and there is NOTHING like October baseball. But at some point in the future, I’ll want Shurnacity. Maybe. […]

  15. Hate A Random Country: Canada « Sherman Ave - November 7, 2012

    […] there’s the music.  Not only does Canada want us to “call them maybe”, but they have unleashed many terrors on the world.  For one, Justin Bieber, or as I call him, […]

  16. The Perfect Shower Beer Playlist « Sherman Ave - November 9, 2012

    […] else may be sick of this song, but I know all the words, and I love singing it in the shower. Pro tip: beer bottles make […]

  17. A Finals Season Guide To The Library « Sherman Ave - November 28, 2012

    […] so everyone can see how hard you’re working. Got group members who actually do shit? Put in those headphones, crank up the Avril, and ignore them! Core: It’s some seriously hardcore […]

  18. The 6 Types of People There Are « Sherman Ave - December 15, 2012

    […] 4. People who claim to dislike “Call Me Maybe” […]

  19. Yet Another Apocalypse 2KDuz Guide: What To Do with Your Last Day on Earth « Sherman Ave - December 20, 2012

    […] Thank you for sharing these great times with us and if any of you are alive at the end of all this CALL ME MAYBE! […]

  20. Sherman Ave 2012 Readers’ Poll « Sherman Ave - December 23, 2012

    […] controversies, your good old pals over here at Sherman Ave have been right beside you, with our trusted music taste and handle of Skol, to help you through thick and […]

  21. Sherman Ave Bowl Game Predictions « Sherman Ave - December 31, 2012

    […] If any readers have comments or questions about Sherman Ave’s picks or decision-making process, don’t hesitate to CALL ME MAYBE! […]

  22. Sherman Ave Turns 2!!! « Sherman Ave - January 25, 2013

    […] call us maybe? After […]

  23. Professor Admits He Sort of Winged the Final | Sherman Ave - March 25, 2013

    […] Early reports on grade results show an extreme drop in the year-to-year grade average.  Students scored particularly low in short essay section in which all answers were lines from either Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ “Thrift Shop” or Carley Ray Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe.” […]

  24. An Open Letter to the Northwestern Class of 2017 | Sherman Ave - May 16, 2013

    […] P.S. Admissions office…if you see this – call me maybe. […]

  25. 2012 Sherman Ave Readers’ Poll: Results | Sherman Ave - January 1, 2014

    […] 33% of the vote, the winner was: Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe.” We’re glad Jepsen followed up on last year’s smash-hit with 2013’s “Desperate […]

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