Meet Northwestern’s New Director of Sustainability

17 Aug

The man below is Rob Whittier.

Dude’s hotter than a melting iceberg.

Not only a beautiful specimen of a man, Rob “Gorgeous as Fuck” Whittier is also hellbent on making this campus as green as possible, no matter how many empty cans of Busch Light he has to recycle with those rippling muscles or carbons he has to neutralize with that stunning smile.

Now, we could have put in the time and effort to write up an article detailing his sexxxy exploits reducing Northwestern’s energy consumption and whatnot, but it was much easier and enjoyable to just meme his ass during our lunch break.

Like my love for you, plastics are forever

Or by hemp-scented candlelight.

And then I’d like to bag you.

Courtesy of Gwyneth Effingmouth

Another G-Eff’s masterpiece

I feel so safe in your arms. And in your carbon-neutral house.

Many thanks to Simba Ng and for the tipoff. Feel free to send all submissions of your own Rob Whittier memes to, which shall be promptly displayed on our fancy-shmancy Facebook page.

3 Responses to “Meet Northwestern’s New Director of Sustainability”

  1. Rob's best friend August 17, 2012 at 2:44 pm #

    Rob Whittier is not a fan of wind turbines in Lake Michigan! and I agree with him!

  2. Drill, baby, drill August 17, 2012 at 2:51 pm #

    Lovely, though you will have to forgive me for thinking of a rather different body part than the one I expect you were imaging with “XL Pipeline.”

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