Replacement Refs Receive Support from American Blind Foundation

18 Sep

Replacement referees discussing which team would be funniest to dick over next week.

The American Blind Foundation announced today that it wishes to publicly express its support for the replacement referees, who have been brought in to serve as NFL game officials in light of the referee strike.

“We really believe that they are doing good work,” explained the ABF.  “The NFL has one of the biggest audiences in entertainment, and it’s quite noble of these virtuous men to broadcast the daily struggles and consequence of blindness on such a vast stage.”

The replacement referees could not be reached for questioning, as they were too busy devising new ways to bring ruin to the greatest game of all time.

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