If you haven’t yet noticed, we Sherman Aviators really like live-tweeting things.* We also like fermented beverages, or as known in some social circles, DRANK. We’ve decided to put these two things together to provide the world with a live-tweeted drunken fiasco, because clearly there aren’t yet enough of those. However, since you are our humble readers, we want to include you in the decision, so we made a cute little poll with some potential movies for the live-tweeting. Whichever movie wins the most votes will be the one out of which we live-tweet the living shit!
*We also acknowledge that we are hopeless, pathetic sacks of excrement.
If I’m not invited to this there will be blood
Come on…National Treasure has Nic Cage in it.
You guys should watch DOA: Dead or Alive.
My reasoning for this is threefold:
One: It is worth seeing because it costars Steve Aoki’s sister.
Two: It is worth seeing because the object of power in the film is a pair of sunglasses.
Three: It is worth seeing because the movie is an adaptation of a terrible Mortal Kombat clone that eventually devolved into a beach volleyball/fanservice simulator.
Also, if you watch this movie, I will like you tons.
(also maybe invite me to watch it with you or something)