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EVANSTON – In response to Mayfest bringing rapper Danny Brown to Dillo Day, Sexual Health and Peer Educators announced today that they are offering a 45-minute presentation the preceding day to discourage students from jumping on stage and shoving Danny Brown’s dick in their mouths without his explicit consent.
The presentation, which will be led by SHAPE president Torrie Tillman, will include an introductory speech by Steve Aoki, last year’s headlining electronic dance music artist who plans to speak about the perils of artist-student hook-ups. The presentation will also include a 10-minute exercise in learning the “S-T-D” method for avoiding forced blow jobs, or Stop-Think-Don’t Fellate.
Tillman expressed her hopes that a lot of people would attend the presentation.
“Obviously, Dillo Day is a very exciting time for everyone,” said Tillman, wading a kiddie pool full of free condoms. “We just want to make sure everyone has a safe, fun, and enjoyable Dillo Day. We’re trying to show people that you don’t have to forcefully administer oral sex to Danny Brown in order to have a happy and memorable Dillo Day.”
The owner of DilloDayShirts.com, the official Mayfest website, could not be reached for comment.
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