Dillo Day In 15 GIFs

8:00am, alarm clock goes off. You’ve been sitting awake in bed for half an hour waiting. It’s go time:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You try to figure out how to mix your morning preparations with your desire to rage: 

Pretty soon, it’s time to start your super-college pregame with all those friends you have!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then, you step outside, ready to rage:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

As you venture into Evanston, you realize that it’s a magical new world:

When you arrive at the first off-campus party, the scene is slightly startling:

After a few drinks, though, you’re pretty into it:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finally, you make it to the Lakefill, ready to get your inner Coachella on:

You quickly realize this is not Coachella.

After a few songs, you’re ready to keep drinking but no one else will go with you because despite what we said earlier you actually don’t have any friends:

And as the day winds down, you stay fully in control of yourself because you made good choices:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At last it’s time for bed, with another successful Dillo on the books: