ME SO HORNY
So sad. Always has me reaching for the Kleenex.
Alas, poor Yorick. I blew him well.
Look at those eyes. She’s begging you for it.
He’ll make ME rise again.
“I never have to worry about teeth during blowjobs!”
What COULDN’T you do with all those holes?!
More cushion for the pushin! *chews lizard seductively*
Nothing sexier than a man with a vacuum.
Ye Olde Badonk
90% chance of flooding…in your panties
Sherman Ave 
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