On this day, 4352984705 years ago our Founding Fathers Parents (gender is a social construct) fought and died on the plains of Sinai to defeat Lenin’s Nazi advance so that we might , once a summer, take a day off of work to binge drink and listen to overly patriotic music. Sharia Law says we can’t buy us the alcohol 😦 but we can provide you with some #sweet rockin’ America jamz:
- Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American), Toby Keith:
- God Bless the USA, Lee Greenwood:
- Born in the USA, Bruce Springsteen:
- Made In America, Toby Keith:
- Pink Houses, John Mellencamp:
- America the Beautiful, Ray Charles:
- National Anthem, Lana Del Rey:
- Proud To Be An American, Beyoncé:
- American Girl, Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers:
- American Pie, Don McLean:
- Rockin’ in the Free World, Neil Young:
- American Boy (feat. Kanye West), Estelle:
- The Star Spangled Banner, Whitney Houston:
- America Fuck Yeah, Team America:
- American Woman, Lenny Kravit:
- Party In The USA, Miley Cyrus:
- Chicken Fried, Zac Brown Band:
- The Star Spangled Banner, Wayne Messmer:
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