8 Adorable Kittens that are Members of the Westboro Baptist Church

So we all know kittens are super, duper cute. Nothing can change that – not even if the kittens in question are hyper-bigoted homophobes. Here are some kittens that will definitely make you say “it’s the 21^st century – it’s time to accept America as the great diverse nation it is!”

Every kitty needs a friend, and this kitty is no exception, except he also needs to live in an America with absolutely no homosexuals.

This little guy wants you to stroke his soft belly. Then he wants you to help him inform all the gays that they’re going to hell.

 

A face like that just screams “Let’s go picket a high school performance of The Laramie Project!”

 

Mr. Grumpy-Pants kitty is so grumpy because he saw that bitch Rachel Maddow on MSNBC again – won’t you give him a hug?

 

Even though the “Janus Cat” was born with two faces, it was born with only one opinion concerning the queers: that God hates every last one of them.

A picture of Miley Cyrus, which has nothing to do with cats, but my editors have been encouraging me to make my articles more “commercially viable,” and they suggested I do something with pop culture, and put in some tag-able terms. Twerking. Syria. Klondike®.

 

Only a few days old, this kitten has already developed an unquenchable desire to cast aggressive and hateful language towards openly homosexual soldiers returning from duty.

 

Upon realizing that the gays just keep multiplying, this kitten has resorted to spending the rest of its life hiding inside one of the legs of your favorite pair of jeans. Awwwwww.