- You are a strong, independent woman who doesn’t need a man to validate her self-worth.
- Your best friends will never think anyone is good enough for you (and they’re probably right).
- This is a thing.
- Junk food is always a great replacement for unreciprocated feelings.
- You still haven’t met Ryan Gosling, John Krasinski, or Joseph Gordon Levitt.
6. While you wait for the aforementioned studs, Ben, Jerry and Jack are always there for you.
7. Puppies exist.
8. So do kittens.
9. Law and Order SVU Marathons allow you to mindlessly watch a hot DILF stop rapists.
10. You really don’t want to get pregnant or deal with an STD right now.
11. If you do want a kid, there’s always adoption. And sperm banks.
12. You’re thinking of joining the convent, anyway.
13. Softcore porn is free on TV. And also Tumblr.
14. Hitler was a man.