Look Cute This Season: 11 Fashion Tips for Winter in Evanston

7 Dec

Wear something practically identical to a sleeping bag.

Wow, it really compliments her figure!

Wow, it really compliments her figure!

Make sure to show that your school spirit doesn’t die along with everything else this winter.

Werq that wildcat walk ;).  Don't forget that tights under tights under jeans under sweatpants really accentuates those thigh muscles!

Werq that wildcat walk ;). Don’t forget that tights under tights under jeans under sweatpants really accentuate those thigh muscles!

See how many hats you can wear at once – a fun fashion game for the season!

r u from tundra

r u from tundra

Try wrapping a scarf around your entire face to make a statement.

HAWT

HAWT

Pro-tip: Four layers of disgustingly neon yellow gloves will bring out your eye color.

Brighter than the sun you haven't seen in four months.

Brighter than the sun you haven’t seen in four months.

Step out of your comfort zone; leave your lips painfully chapped this season.

The bleeding really accents your corpse-like skin tone.

The bleeding really accents your corpse-like skin tone.

Take a risk – incorporate Halloween masks into your wardrobe to liven up a bleak winter.

2 k00l 4 sk00l yo

2 k00l 4 sk00l yo

Don’t choose a stiff coat this winter; get something that conforms to a fetal position!

So much give up in one photo.

So much give up in one photo.

Bring some holiday cheer to your winter gear!

It's never to early to dress like a ratchet elf hoodlum.

It’s never too early to dress like a ratchet elf hoodlum.

That neon fanny pack isn’t just for DM! Use it for easy access to extra winter gloves.

Like a fucking kangaroo in the Arctic.

Like a fucking kangaroo in the Arctic.

But really, please just dress like this in winter.

You've already lost your toes; what else is there to lose?

You’ve already lost your toes; what else is there to lose?

– Charlotte Clunt and Lady Keystone

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2 Responses to “Look Cute This Season: 11 Fashion Tips for Winter in Evanston”

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