Guys. GUYS. GUYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSS.
The rumors are true. Beyoncé just dropped a new album on iTunes and didn’t even tell anyone, not even Blue Ivy.
This is basically our generation’s Pearl Harbor, except we’re excited about it, and even the president didn’t know it was going to happen.
Beyoncé’s fifth studio album, complete with complementary videos for literally every song, plus a bonus video, means that this is the most visual material Beyoncé has supplied since posing for the cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition. According to the hastily scrawled iTunes Editors’ Notes, the album is “a provocative, unguarded artistic statement–revealing a side of the icon previously unknown to fans and cementing her status as a pop visionary.”
Not like we needed to study for finals or anything.