20 Reasons why we’re so fucking glad that sorority recruitment is done

16 Jan

exhausted-woman (1)1. Now I have 40 more Facebook friends. Can some1 say #popular?

2. Sleep

3. When I speak to people, there can be a natural pause in the conversation and I don’t have to worry that the other person will think I’m weird or awkward

4. Today my alarm went off and I was like oh I should get up and shower and then I was like nah and slept for another 25 minutes

5. Sleep

6.MEN OH MY GOD MEN. Even that guy with the awful BO who somehow always sits near me in psych lecture. Ok maybe not that guy but MEN

7. Faking interest is hard.

8. Bye really cute but really impractical shoes!

9. Buy really cute but really impractical shoes with all my free time!

10. Wait do I have time to watch tv now or am I already studying for my first midterm?

11. I don’t have to explain to strangers why I switched from BME to SESP.

12. Any “parties” I attend better have either alcohol or goody bags.

13. I can stop hiding all the fraternity shit that I proudly stole THAT’S RIGHT, PHA

14. Sleep

15. I am literally behind in all of my classes.

16. I can stop asking people how their winter break was because I don’t fucking CARE that you went to Italy, Jenni with an “i”!

17. It is unnatural and indecent for my legs to be shaved in the winter.

18. I will now be drinking wine in bed every night for the next consecutive 9 weeks so get with the program, my homies.

19. Sleep

20. 200 photos of me holding Greek letters uploaded to Facebook! Which new profile photo shall I choose?!?!

-Sherwoman Ave

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One Response to “20 Reasons why we’re so fucking glad that sorority recruitment is done”

  1. Doug Rees January 16, 2014 at 1:00 pm #

    Thanks. Knew about the BK but did not have the detail. Looking forward to Monday.

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