7 Pictures of Animals Acting Like Animals

1. This is a dog acting normal.

2. This is a cat acting normal.

3. This is a dog sitting. Why is he not making a funny face or smiling at a birthday cake? Oh, yeah, because he’s a fucking dog.

4. Oh, look, a cat pissing. How fucking adorable. Let’s make a fucking meme.

5. Hey, look, a bird. Isn’t it doing something so quirky? No, because it’s a fucking normal pet bird trapped in a cage. This bird is a slave to the machine.

6. Aw, a cat looking at a fish. How quirky and cute? That’s such human behavior. NO. This cat is a fucking predator. It wants to eat this fish.

7. THIS IS NATURE. THIS IS WHAT NATURE IS ABOUT. THE CIRCLE OF LIFE. THE THRILL OF THE KILL. NOT CUTE CATS AND DOGS DOING QUIRKY THINGS THAT BUZZFEED CAN MASTURBATE TO. HAVE A GREAT DAY.