Nothing goes with a cigarette quite like a coronarita and the threat of VD.
1. “I wonder how many times I’ll have to scan this same file.”
2. “No, no – I didn’t come here for a learning experience, I came here to fetch your coffee and pretend to care about your stories.”
3. “What is it even like to be outside during the day?”
4. “New puppy post on Buzzfeed? Sorry responsibilities, you’ll have to wait.”
Troll
Do you ever think about the celebrity infatuation that exists in this county?
The generous amount of on-air time spent covering the Hollywood aristocracy would make any publicity-seeking radical weep into their manifestos. This is especially true with the celebrity meltdown, the fall from grace which has become a parody of itself. The drugs, the denials, the arrests, it has all become so cliché that you need to spice it up nowadays if you want attention (e.g. with racism, animal abuse, revanchism, etc.).
Cho’s camel, lamenting the demanding lifestyle of a stupid fucking camel.
RABAT, MOROCCO – In a wholly unprecedented move, Northwestern University junior Jeffrey Cho posted a picture of himself riding a camel to his Facebook timeline earlier this afternoon, sources report.
Cho, who has been studying abroad in Madrid since late August, had reportedly gone on a weekend trip to Morocco with four friends from his program. He had told his parents in a Skype session last week that it would likely include “some type of desert excursion.”
Jeffrey’s father, Richard, admitted that he was especially shocked when he saw the picture on Facebook.
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