
Follow this list until the Catholic guilt is too much to handle.
1. Read an article about religious sectarian violence on JSTOR
Curse like an Irishman every time Northwestern logs you out.
2. Do an Econometrics problem set
Congratulations! You’re receiving the education that eluded the 1/8th of your ancestors who endured brutal ethnocentrism in the streets of America!
3. Work on your 25-page paper you should have started in mid-February for your research seminar, “Gender and Sexuality during the Irish Potato Famine”
It’s only a matter of time until “Irish Studies” becomes an official major.
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