29 Things that will Happen at Northwestern Just After You Graduate

1) The US News & World Report will rank Northwestern in the Top 10 Best Schools in the Nation.

Opening date: June 20 2014, THE EXACT MOMENT Commencement ends. (via The Daily Northwestern)

2) The University will purchase 25 new safe ride cars.

3) The new student center and lakeside athletic facilities will be built literally overnight, complete with sports bar.

4) Morty will commission a