It’s pretty damn hard to walk around campus anymore without being attacked by an army of bright eyed students yelling at me telling me to do DM.
Oh, if only they knew.
Of course I’ll do DM. DM is an important part of student life. I might even dare to say it’s one of the best things that we do here at Northwestern. But when I say DM, I’m not referring to the DM with dancing. Real DM. Drunk Marathon. Ten glorious three hour blocks of being drunk, one right after the other, each themed with a different type of alcohol or aspect of drunkenness. 30 hours out of normal everyday life turned into a vivacious, glorious, shitshow. So why should you do DM? Well, even though it’s kind of dangerous,[i] there are still plenty of reasons to do it. Here are a few of them.
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