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Tag Archives: Fourth of July

Your Fourth of July Playlist

3 Jul

On this day, 4352984705 years ago our Founding Fathers Parents (gender is a social construct) fought and died on the plains of Sinai to defeat Lenin’s Nazi advance so that we might , once a summer, take a day off of work to binge drink and listen to overly patriotic music. Sharia Law says we can’t buy us the alcohol 😦 but we can provide you with some #sweet rockin’ America jamz:

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It’s Thanksgiving: The Nicole Westbrook Story

11 Nov

It was a dark August night in the Westbrook household. Nicole was left with a burden she could not explain. Standing on the front deck, she contemplated all the memories she had had with her family inside. The December Christmases, where she would be denied no gift that she truly wanted. The January New Years’s, when her parents would let her throw parties the whole grade would be invited to. The April Easters, when the living room would flow with candy as she walked down from her bedroom. Most importantly, the Fourth of July pool parties that were talked about months in advance.

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