On Coming to Terms with Seth MacFarlane’s Talent

Two for each of Jennifer Lawrence’s breasts MacFarlane didn’t get to see.

Much of my self-identity is derived from my dislike (nay, hatred) of Seth MacFarlane and his empire.

I’ve spent the better half of my life shouting (literally shouting) at anyone with two ears that Family Guy is, in fact, not funny at all, and if you think so, you probably don’t even understand why Reaganing is such a hysterical concept. Family Guy is not funny; it’s obnoxious. My limited exposure to The Cleveland Show and American Dad produced the same conclusion.

“But Courtney,” you might say, “Why is it so important to you to tear down Seth MacFarlane? Does shitting on his success make you feel better about yourself?” The answer to that question is unequivocally YES. Of COURSE I feel better when I tear down MacFarlane  – the guy is one of the most successful comedians of the modern age, so when I shit on his sense of humor, I’m essentially screaming, “I’M FUNNIER THAN THE MODERN KING OF COMEDY, GUYS!”

Jennifer Lawrence Snubbed by the Grammy’s

NAWT FUCKING AMUSED.

In a move likely to end the long-running awards show’s credibility, Jennifer Lawrence has reportedly not been nominated for a single Grammy.

Officials from the Grammy’s confirmed that Hollywood “it-girl” and all-around “slampiece” J-Law was snubbed for all of Sunday evening’s awards because APPARENTLY there aren’t categories for perfectness, breast shape or ability to give down to earth and fun interviews. Sux, rite?