Yet Another Apocalypse 2KDuz Guide: What To Do with Your Last Day on Earth

AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! YABOS!!!!

So it’s all over. Despite your healthy diet of Cheesie’s, alcohol, and more Cheesie’s, as well as your hobbies of binge-drinking, binge-regretting, and orgo all-nighters – it looks like your life is going to come to an early end. However, the end of the world doesn’t have to be all bad. Here are several ideas to help improve your final evening on Earth:

A line-by-line translation and analysis of Psy’s “Oppan Gangnam Style”

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Holy shit, is that a foreign language on the radio? Or is someone doing a poor imitation of Creed’s speech impediment?

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Dear radio: making fun of speech impediments is not politically correct anymore. Ugh, I thought we’d come further than this! Once I finish driving home I’m going to make myself a cocktail of vodka and facepalm.

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……………………..Holy shit, that IS a foreign language!