Dear Anonymous Female Bathroom Stall Neighbor,
Please, drop the act. I know what you’re doing. I know why you’re here.
You’re not researching the sturdiness of public toilets. You’re not admiring the stall graffiti and wondering why someone thought to bring a pen in there with them. This is a bathroom, and you are here because you need to take a dump.
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