Student Beats 2048; Everybody Cares

via forums.toucharcade.com

EVANSTON, IL – The entirety of Core in University Library broke into vivacious applause late last night after Weinberg Sophomore Jeff Hudson completed the viral online game 2048 during a nine-hour study break. According to those within the library, everybody cared, a lot. No really, they emphasized, literally everybody gave a shit that someone moved tiles around on a screen long enough to form a slightly different tile.

Asked for comment, Hudson replied that

We want to drunkenly live-tweet a movie, and we want YOUR input!

If you haven’t yet noticed, we Sherman Aviators really like live-tweeting things.*  We also like fermented beverages, or as known in some social circles, DRANK.  We’ve decided to put these two things together to provide the world with a live-tweeted drunken fiasco, because clearly there aren’t yet enough of those.  However, since you are our humble readers, we want to include you in the decision, so we made a cute little poll with some potential movies for the live-tweeting.  Whichever movie wins the most votes will be the one out of which we live-tweet the living shit!

*We also acknowledge that we are hopeless, pathetic sacks of excrement.