Gender: I am male
Orientation: I am straight
Status: I am married, but seeking every piece of tail I can get some action on the side.
Birthdate: April 13, 1743. I am old, but experienced 😉
Your location: Second Continental Congress, Philadelphia. Continue reading
Miley Cyrus, daughter of notable country star and probable redneck Billy Ray Cyrus, has long been an object of media scrutiny. However, she has changed all of this with the release of her new video “We Can’t Stop.” This video sets Miley apart, as she takes on subject matters rarely heard in pop music such as partying, and hooking up with others. However, not all of us are smart and mature enough to understand Miley, because she’s really artsy and mature now and we just don’t understand her because she’s that fucking deep. So as someone who took an english class once[1], I’ll do the service of explaining this magnificent song elucidating its meaning to those not capable of understanding.[2] Continue reading
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