
That’s not to say there’s anything wrong with not having a gag reflex.
1. I have no gag reflex. Sorry, but this skill will really only work in your favor in a few career paths. One of those is in Quality Control for Chiquita. The other is in the adult entertainment industry. Potential third option: presidential aide circa 1997.
2. I can complete the Flags Of The World quiz on Sporcle. Congratulations, you might have a photographic memory. Your career options are as follows: Become Monk, become Professor Charles Xavier, or become Rain Man. Maybe if you’re lucky, Washington D.C. will lose power for eternity and you can get a part-time job working 5 hours a year at the State Department.
3. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue. WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YOU’RE INCREDIBLE!!!!!! You have an unusually capable tongue. So does my Basset Hound. You should apply to be a Basset Hound! Continue reading →
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