28 Thoughts That Go Through Everyone’s Head While Waiting for a Delayed Flight

“HEY GUYS WHO WANTS A SLICE OF THIS DICK PIE” – Chicago O’Hare International Aiport

1. “Maybe this delay won’t be so bad. Maybe it’s a chance to kick back and relax for a while.”

2. “Are those payphones over there? Who the hell still uses those?”

3. “Anyone who wears a Hollister shirt and Hollister sweatpants at the same time should stop existing immediately.”

4. “Wait, is that my flight that’s boarding?”

5. “HAHAHA NOPE MY FLIGHT DOESN’T BOARD FOR 3 MORE HOURS.”