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Michele Bachmann Shudders As Gays Learn To Make Fire

23 May

God Hates Flags

STILLWATER, Minn. — After news broke that the Boy Scouts of America lifted its ban on gays in the organization, U.S. Representative and notorious corn dog gargler Michele Bachmann shuddered audibly this afternoon at the thought that America’s homosexuals would soon learn how to create fire.

“Uuuuugggghhhh,” reported Bachmann as she convulsed uncontrollably. “I just…I can’t believe that…uuuugggghhhhh.”

After a series of what she called “the gay shakes,” Bachmann was able to finally form a coherent sentence. Continue reading