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Your Fourth of July Playlist

3 Jul

On this day, 4352984705 years ago our Founding Fathers Parents (gender is a social construct) fought and died on the plains of Sinai to defeat Lenin’s Nazi advance so that we might , once a summer, take a day off of work to binge drink and listen to overly patriotic music. Sharia Law says we can’t buy us the alcohol šŸ˜¦ but we can provide you with some #sweet rockin’ America jamz: