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Sherman Ave is an online repository for all of the culture and shenanigans emanating out of the Evanston and Chicagoland area.
Disclaimer: This is a satirical website. You will very likely read things on this website that are exaggerated or fabricated.
CONTACT INFO: Email us at shermanave1@gmail.com in order to yell at us, commend us, write for us, or suggest how we can make this site even more kickass.
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