Douche Croissants
EVANSTON–After returning from a 5-month study abroad program located in Paris, France, Sally Peterson (Weinberg ’14) reportedly spent the next month and a half being an annoying prick about how life-changing the experience was.
Those who have spoken to Peterson since she returned have said that she “literally will not shut the fuck up about study abroad and how cultured she is.”
ME SO HORNY
So sad. Always has me reaching for the Kleenex.
Alas, poor Yorick. I blew him well.
Look at those eyes. She’s begging you for it.
He’ll make ME rise again.
“I never have to worry about teeth during blowjobs!”
What COULDN’T you do with all those holes?!
More cushion for the pushin! *chews lizard seductively*
Nothing sexier than a man with a vacuum.
Ye Olde Badonk
90% chance of flooding…in your panties
Exhibit A
In a sense, it is an honor to think that when Google designed a search engine with billions of searchable pictures based on image keywords, link texts, and text adjacent to the image, it was for the sole purpose of efficiently transporting consumers hungry for Jessica Rabbit porn to our humble blog. Apparently there’s been a dearth of images related to Iceland, and we’re always more than happy to fill that blatant-copyright-infringing void.
Next time, use snapchat
We need to get one thing straight: I don’t give a flying fuck about what you ate for dinner last night. Or a regular fuck, for that matter. So I don’t—repeat, DO NOT—want to see any more pictures of your goddamn food on my newsfeed.
That means you, study-abroaders. Oooh, look at you and your curry. Guess what, you puff of spicy flatulence? I can get delectable mostly-authentic cuisine delivered to the cozy warmth of the sorority house. You had to go to Europe. I’m sorry— who’s winning here?
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