1. Never having to slather your body in the ectoplasmic goo known as sunscreen
2. When you inevitably put on Freshman 15, no one will notice
1. Never having to slather your body in the ectoplasmic goo known as sunscreen
2. When you inevitably put on Freshman 15, no one will notice
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The legendary Tupac Shakur once famously stated, “I didn’t choose the thug dorm life, the thug dorm life chose me.” For several reasons, surviving dorm life can certainly be one of the most difficult challenges you’ll face your freshman year. While some things (ex: People vomiting outside of your room and covering it up with printer paper) are out of your control, the proper knowledge and expectation of what lies ahead can help equip you for a successful year.
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