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The Most Disgusting Forms Of Animal Reproduction In Existence

26 Feb
Oh deer.

Oh deer.

So, stud, you say you’ve done every sex act in Urbandictionary. But have you done every sex act on the Discovery Channel?

For you, dear reader, I have destroyed my Google search history. You’re welcome.

Wasp spider: Extreme Cockblocking

We’re all familiar with the knowledge that female spiders tend to ingest their lovers after coitus. However, the male wasp spider takes the cake for Most Masochistic Sex Act On This Earth: after sex, he “plugs” the female’s vagina by snapping his own penis off, ostensibly to prevent other potential mates from getting any.

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NRA: Put Venomous Snakes In Every School

21 Dec
LaPierre embraces a King Cobra as he outlines his plan to surround children with deadly serpents.

LaPierre embraces a King Cobra as he outlines his plan to surround children with deadly serpents.

WASHINGTON- National Rifle Association Vice President Wayne LaPierre announced at a Friday morning press conference that the organization would begin pushing for venomous snakes in every school in America in the wake of a series of mass shootings.

“The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a Philippine Cobra roaming the halls of an elementary school unchecked,” LaPierre said.
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