2013 was an amazing year for the movies. Jennifer Lawrence was hotter than ever, and America actually went to see movies about race that weren’t The Help. But instead of recapping this year in some dowdy list form, we thought we’d write a retrospective in the only medium you people seem to know how to communicate with these days: Snapchats.
The Movies of 2013 as Told Through Snapchats
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The Six People You Drunk Dialed on Dillo
3 JunSo you survived Dillo. Congrats.
But you should check the call log on your phone once you dig it out of the lakefill mud. You blackout-called a ton of people:
1. Your mom
She was out gardening on such a nice Saturday when she got a call from her least favorite child:
“Hi honey, how is your day?”
“It’s not just a day, mom. It’s fucking DILLO DAY”
“Did you say it’s Dildo Day?”
“No mom it’s Dillo, don’t you hear Danny Brown playing?”
Your mom listened, horrified at the screeching coming through her receiver, but thankfully your bad service made Danny Brown sound somewhat tolerable.
Tags: ass-pooper, asshole, blackout, crying, Danny Brown, Dillo, Dillo Day, Doctor Johnson, drunk, drunk dialing, drunk texting, Evanston, Ex, Fuck You, Kresge, love, mature, medical marijuana, mom, New York, Northwestern, NYU, pediatrician, Sex, Smashmouth, snapchats, Spotify, Thai Sookdee, Walk the Moon, weed, yuppie
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