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If Mother Nature Live-Tweeted the Past Week’s Weather
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- Author Eleanor Kinkervoss
22 Things I’ve Learned So Far This Winter
8 Feb1. If it drops anything less than 12 inches of snow, I literally do not give a fuck. I don’t want to hear about it on the news, I don’t want 100 statuses commemorating it on facebook, it doesn’t matter. Oh it snowed 10 inches? Rad. That happened twice last week.
2. There is no point in shoveling driveways or cleaning off cars, because in 12 hours SHIT IS GOING TO BE COVERED ONCE AGAIN IN FUCKING SNOW.
3. It may be time to accept the fact that Continue reading →
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Tags: Chicago, cold, Evanston, ice, list, local, Northwestern, Polar Vortex, slush, snow, snowplow, things I've learned, weather, Wind, winter
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- Author Samwise Donkenstein
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