Psych Major Loses 45 Friends in Quest for 30 Survey Responses

Blackwell, patiently awaiting her 30th respondent. (via vipdictionary.com)

EVANSTON, Ill. — Northwestern University junior Psychology major Ramona Blackwell admitted in a press conference this morning that she has shattered 45 once-healthy friendships since she began seeking respondents for a survey last Monday.

Sherman Ave 2012 Readers’ Poll

According to numerous sources, Sherman Ave’s complicity in the Apocalypse remains indeterminate

The Second Annual Heiny Awards are upon us!

Admit it: We’ve had a crazy year together. From the supposed end of the Keg to the supposed end of the world as we know it, some pretty heinous shit has gone down. And through it all, whether you were following every Presidential debate or swept up in one of many race controversies, your good old pals over here at Sherman Ave have been right beside you, with our trusted music taste and handle of Skol, to help you through thick and thin.

Sherman Ave 2011 Readers Poll

Our readers lining up to take the traditional end-of-the-year Sherman Ave Readers Poll

Who the hell are you!? Welcome to the first annual Sherman Ave Readers Poll. In order to better serve the supposed readers of our humbly heinous blog, we thought that it would be a great idea to ask you a bunch of questions. Please take the time to offer your discriminating wisdom on the best music, food, movies, items stuck up the orifices of the Evanston City Council, and moments of the year. All respondents will be entered into a drawing for the chance to win Sir Edward Twattingworth III for a day, and shall also be showered with our love and gratitude.

Take the survey HERE!!!