Look at me I’m so disdained. Fuq u, school. When will Summer cum. I mean come. [via dvdactive.com]
Either I’m really bad at taking notes or these exams are vastly more complicated than what we’re taught in lecture.
Statistics
Lecture: 1+2 =3
Exam: Solve for cancer
Art
Lecture: Humans have created wondrous art throughout the ages
Exam: How does this ceramic vagina make you feel?
Econ
Lecture: Mark Witte talks about guns and butter
Exam: Continue reading
Hey there. Hi. Yes, you.
You, the person we’ve never seen in this class before. You, the one who tried to cram 7 equations and 168 pages the night before (160 pages because you skipped the real-world example blurbs). Let us introduce ourselves.
We are the members of the class that make up that 100-level distro you thought would be easy but woops you forgot at Northwestern every class is weed-out. You may not know this but we hang out a lot. Where ,you may ask? Only every single one of the professor’s office hour session, and we haven’t seen you at a single one. In fact, we can’t even remember seeing you at one of the professor’s intimate home-cooked dinner parties either.
Sherman Ave 