Dance Marathon. If you’re reading this, you’re not doing it.* Welcome to the eerily apocalyptic Northwestern campus mid-DM. The only difference is that the people who constantly update their profile pictures and statuses are the ones who are gone, and as long as you don’t check Instagram you won’t see the stream of sweat and grime – until the Facebook albums go up. Not doing DM is great because all the people you don’t like on campus are in one big tent for a whole day, and you just get to run around!
I have faith in you, charity-less Ave readers. So our R&D team here came up with some alternative DMs for you to do over the next day instead:
Drunk Marathon – See here.
Derive Math – For the engineers/smarties out there, now’s the time to really see if Newton had his shit figured out. I also highly recommend looking into the Lagrange Multiplier Theory, a personal favorite.
Do Mushrooms – Continue reading